tockthewatchdog:

every rich asshole i went to high school with: i took a semester off to travel around europe :) life is too short not to see the sights! :) spend your money on experiences and not things! :) school will be there when you get back! :)

me: thats nice…. i cant even justify the expense of buying bandaids right now but thats nice

avinaris:

were-all-queer-here:

helpimbeingchasedbywaltwhitman:

y'all I can guarantee you 9/10 times cashiers do not give a flyin’ flip what you buy listen I have seen people buy laxatives and adult diapers you think I’m gonna give a damn if you’re buying tampons for your wife like bitch I probably didn’t even look at the package I’m just concerned with getting it scanned beep beep motherfucker and we’re done

This is helpful for people with anxiety

beep beep motherfucker

eyebrowgod:

*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing